Posts Tagged ‘email’

What’s Your Time Worth?

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

You’ve got a lot on your plate: important client meetings, traveling, drafting proposals and watching all six seasons of The Sopranos. So when it comes to the time you have to spend tackling your inbox (which now reads 1375 unread!), you’re pretty strapped. However, what if you could put a price tag on your time? What if you could actually charge someone for reading their email and – wait for it – responding to said email too!?

Introducing Attention Auction, now in beta. It’s exactly what it sounds like. Folks put a price tag on their time, and if your willing to pay the price, you are guaranteed that they will both read and reply to your email.

Everyone on the site has a profile that details his or her skills and areas of expertise. So, when you are hoping that the talent scout for the next HBO series will read your email describing why you are perfect for the lead role, you can find them and pay a price that may lead to stardom. Pretty neat. Now, the hard part: how much is your time worth?

I Suffer from Outbox Anxiety

Friday, June 11th, 2010

What is Outbox Anxiety? Okay, so you’ve crafted the perfect email – it’s concise, informative, covers everything you need to say and it’s professional. Fine, only now you are wondering if every word is spelled correctly and if each comma is properly applied. It’s concise, but now does it sound too rude? It’s informative, but wait…will they feel like you aren’t giving them enough credit? It’s professional sure, but I thought we were all friends here! [Frantic delete] [Frantic delete] [Frantic delete] [Frantic delete] [Frantic delete]

Outbox Anxiety – it’s that intense feeling of foreboding that overcomes you as your mouse hovers over the send button. The fear of typos, massive miscommunication and worse!

What causes a person to suffer from this inconvenient condition? Compulsive Proofing Syndrome with a moderate case of a Self-Conscious Complex could bring on OA. Even a case of Erratic Deletion Disorder could cause a violent flare-up.

Sure, I fabricated the name of this condition, but it’s real. At some point everyone has/will experience the symptoms. Is there a cure? If you find one, email me.

Are you suffering from OA?

TuesdayFun@GunnJerkens.com

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

Here’s what Richard and I are giggling about this afternoon. Which one are you?