Posts Tagged ‘profiles’

Top 5 Things Your Facebook Profile Picture Could Be Saying About You

Friday, June 10th, 2011

Each of us on Facebook understands that picking a profile picture is a very big deal. This the first image that people visiting your profile will see. For example, if you haven’t been in contact with your high school class since graduation, people will more than likely remember you a certain way and be even more interested in how you look after all the years they haven’t seen you.

Remember the 1997 movie, Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion? Well, Facebook is sort of like an online class reunion. Every one is anxious to see if the jock and head cheerleader gained weight, or if the brainy nerd is now the suave and wealthy CEO of a major tech company or if the kid who played in the school band is now a famous musician. It’s safe to say that after 20 years everyone wants to make the best impression possible.

Here are the top five basic types of Facebook profiles pictures:

  • Type 1 – The Portrait: A clear photo of the subject from the waist (or higher) up and includes the entire face.
    • What does it say about you? That you are a normal, well-adjusted adult who is confident in your appearance.
  • Type 2 – The Far & Away: The subject is so far from the camera that you can discern there is a person in the frame, but can’t pick out any details of his face or appearance.
    • What does it say about you? You are a private person who doesn’t want any old gawker knowing what the hell you look like. You are probably slightly shy and reserved until people get to know you.
  • Type 3 – The Up Close & Personal: The subject is so close to the camera that you can only see part of her face or appearance.
    • What does it say about you? You want people to think that you don’t want to be recognized on Facebook, but you really do and you mask that in pseudo artiness.
  • Type 4 – The Family Photo: A photo of the subject’s children and/or baby usually without the subject.
    • What does it say about you? Being a mother or father is the most important job there is.
  • Type 5 – The Party Picture: The subject, often with someone else, clearly at a party. She may be holding a drink, drinking a drink, dancing, or giving duck lips at the camera.
    • What does it say about you? You are young and will one day regret this picture and replace it with a wedding picture and then pictures of your children.

There are at least five other types of basic profile pictures, each with their own meaning.

Is your picture saying what you want it to say about you?

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What Do You Know?

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

MTV is currently airing a show titled “If You Really Knew Me” (yes, I watch MTV reality shows). The show chronicles what happens on Challenge Day, a day when a team of speakers comes to a high school campus in an effort to break down the walls between cliques and inspire the student body to come together to create change at their schools, uniting the student body. There are tons of tears as they go through the program to discover that, at the end of the day, Jocks go through many of the same things as the Emos and the Homecoming Queen isn’t too different from the Band Geek.

There is this one part of the program where everyone stands on one side of a line and one of the Challenge Day leaders announces a statement; if the statement applies to you, you cross the line. For example, you might be asked to cross the line if you have ever:

  • been ridiculed for your weight
  • lived in a household where alcoholism was a problem
  • been kicked out of your house

After you cross, you look around and see that you’re probably not alone for what obstacle(s) you have in your life. Or you might see that your friend might be going through hard times and you had no idea. Every show always includes a revelation or two about “I never knew so-and-so dealt with that!” The whole idea of the exercise is to open up the students’ eyes to see their classmates crossing the lines and understand that everyone might be hiding something.

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